the world is such a wonderful place

Today I received this cowgirl-dress in the mail from Sweet Water Vintage, a lovely seller on Etsy.

The thing is, I tried it on and there is no way I can pull this off. It's impossible. So if you'd like to purchase it off me for a cheap cheap price, email me! The shirt part of the dress fits like a modern day 11 or 12, while the skirt fits like a size 8 or 9.